June 3rd
sunburn woes

I’ve peeled off like 80% of my topical skin layer in the last week.

I feel like a lizard.

June 3rd I will never, ever get tired of The Office.

I will never, ever get tired of The Office.

(Source: theofficescreencaps)

June 2nd Montreal student protesters baiting riot police with donuts.

Montreal student protesters baiting riot police with donuts.

(Source: platosatlantis, via putawh0re)

June 2nd shutupmexican:

mega-melvin:
“Oh look, God has a picture of me!”

shutupmexican:

mega-melvin:

“Oh look, God has a picture of me!”

June 2nd

im-cool-like-that:

Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]

June 2nd

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

June 2nd
sleepyhwrkevvvin replied to your post: merp
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT lol I’m diggin’ that last bit HAHA

hahahhaha IT MAKES SENSE RIGHT

June 1st
the birthday scarf she got me from india

I wonder what kind of reactions I would collect if I said how much I miss my ex’s maa. I wonder what people would think if they knew we still talk.

Still, I don’t think it’s realistic to ask for a relationship with your ex-boyfriend’s mother, when you’re not in a relationship with him, no matter how good the terms you’re on are.

Maybe someday.

June 1st

harharhar:

Urban Outfitters is selling Mitt Romney t-shirts. In case you needed another reason to never go there. Ever.

June 1st

The power behind this is incredible.

(Source: putawh0re)

June 1st
merp

Feeling a bit distressed.

On a side note, I had a crazy dream the other night. Less Martin Luther King, much more Anais Nin. Guess the best way to get over someone really is to get under someone else.

May 30th mikeneggsmith:

John and Yoko Lennon

mikeneggsmith:

John and Yoko Lennon

May 29th "I hadn’t realized how much I’d been needing to meet someone I might be able to say everything to."
Talk Before Sleep, Elizabeth Berg (via blua)

(Source: fuckyeahliteraryquotes, via blua)

May 29th
been home for 6 days

and I am literally a blob. The only places I’ve been are the gym, the pool, and the beach. Too lazy to leave the house to visit people. Instead, I’ve replaced all human interaction aside from “do you have your gym card?” with the complete collection of The Office on Netflix.

On the bright side, I am quite brown from laying out. Success.

May 29th I’m dying

I’m dying

(Source: theofficescreencaps)